He's back. The CIA has confirmed the voice on the audiotape Al-Jazeera played today is in fact OBL. Check it, I have a few questions about this sudden "state of the war" address by the al-Qaida front man. Why no video address? Could it be his snowy white galabiyya was still at the cleaners? Maybe he isn't looking his best 'cause his kidneys are failing? Perhaps he doesn't want to chance a dinner time bombing, a fate his favored bomb maker met during his hajj ending celebration. But I digress. In addition to threatening attacks on American soil, OBL is offering us a truce on "fair" but undefined conditions. I wonder what those undefined conditions could be, complete dhimmitude? Osama also recommends the American people read a book, The Rogue State by political analyst William Blum. Maybe it's on Oprah's list too, I'll have to check. The moonbat democrats are going to be pleading for our president to "negotiate" with this madman. And why not, Osama says "We do not mind offering you a long-term truce with fair conditions that we adhere to, we are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat", murdering 3000 innocent people on a Tuesday morning in September, that's permitted right. I'm ready, where do I sign?
Thursday, January 19, 2006
CIA Confirms It's Bin Laden
He's back. The CIA has confirmed the voice on the audiotape Al-Jazeera played today is in fact OBL. Check it, I have a few questions about this sudden "state of the war" address by the al-Qaida front man. Why no video address? Could it be his snowy white galabiyya was still at the cleaners? Maybe he isn't looking his best 'cause his kidneys are failing? Perhaps he doesn't want to chance a dinner time bombing, a fate his favored bomb maker met during his hajj ending celebration. But I digress. In addition to threatening attacks on American soil, OBL is offering us a truce on "fair" but undefined conditions. I wonder what those undefined conditions could be, complete dhimmitude? Osama also recommends the American people read a book, The Rogue State by political analyst William Blum. Maybe it's on Oprah's list too, I'll have to check. The moonbat democrats are going to be pleading for our president to "negotiate" with this madman. And why not, Osama says "We do not mind offering you a long-term truce with fair conditions that we adhere to, we are a nation that God has forbidden to lie and cheat", murdering 3000 innocent people on a Tuesday morning in September, that's permitted right. I'm ready, where do I sign?
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