CAIR action alert 578; empty your wallet ummah

Well, it didn’t take long for the bean counters at CAIR to double check the abacus, (and like Jethro Bodine who never quite got the hang of ciphering), and discover a call to the faithful must be made to fund this campaign I told you about Saturday.

Today’s whine-o-gram heralded Action Alert 578. CAIR is calling on Muslims to help distribute free copies of the Quran to 100,000 local, state and national leaders by the end of the year.

The new “Share the Quran” campaign, which is designed to enhance understanding of Islam by opinion leaders and policymakers nationwide, was prompted by President Obama’s recent address to the Muslim world in which he quoted from the holy text.

As with any monetary plea to the faithful, their “immediate action requested to make this effort succeed” is spelled out in full. The ummah is asked to pray and make dua (nag inform fellow muslims to do the same) for the success of this simple religious imposition educational effort.

Yes fellow infidel, our education is the pathway to submission peace.

If the nobleness of this crusade campaign alone doesn’t move you to act, CAIR guarantees your “donation” is tax deductible and zakat eligible.

And we all know muslim charities operating worldwide have a stellar reputation for providing young, impoverished followers of islam abroad with homicide vests and belts the means to lift themselves out of poverty.

I'm just sayin'