Here we go again, just in time for the summer travel season! CAIR, the unindicted terror coconspirator, felt it was time to agitate the ummah by informing them that their rights are being violated.
The current issue involves TSA body scanners placed at several US airports. CAIR believes these body scanners reveal intimate body parts to screeners and as we’ve all been beaten over the head told, islam is not only the religion of peace but of modesty as well. The CAIR whine-o-gram informs the ummah of their right to refuse and “In the meantime, it is important that you know that you have the option to request a pat-down by a security officer of your gender in a private room instead of going through the body-scanning machine.”
You see, the American government has only one responsibility, to keep us safe. But in our in the current politically correct atmosphere the likelihood that a muslim, especially one in full islamic garb, would actually be selected by TSA for additional scrutiny is very unlikely. My second generation Italian husband has been selected for additional screening since 9/11 as Ahmed and Mohammad walk on by to pick up their shoes.
The democrats keep telling us we’re hated around the world. So I propose we take the last few steps to complete global loathing and adopt the Israeli airport security techniques. No nation is more hated than Israel and the safest airline in the world is El Al.
Lets go for it!