Friday, April 28, 2006

Introducing mullah approved beach wear


This may work on beaches in Doha or Jeddah, not so much on Cape Hatteras or Miami. I'm at a loss for words. Here's the link if you care to read it. I just have a few questions:
1) What do men wear while frolicking in the sand?
2) What are they afraid of, do they really believe a man will turn into a raging sex maniac if he sees a strand of hair, ankle or elbow?
3) Wouldn't it be easier to teach self control and interrogate the sexes beginning at, oh say, the dinner table?
4) Will CAIR file a lawsuit if Victoria's Secret or La Bianca refuse to offer it to the modern muslim woman? Can you envision that with angel wings strolling down the cat walk?
5) And finally, what in the world is that bulge on the side of her head?


6 comments:

Christina said...

What can I even say? I did get quite the little visual image in my mind when you described that "beach wear" with Victoria's Secret angel wings. Thanks for the chuckle.

I don't see how a woman could be expected to be able to swim in that get-up. It looks more like "clothing to easily drown in" to me.

janice said...

Perhaps the mullahs want them to drown.
What happens when sand gets inside of that costume? Seems to me it would be like being wrapped in one big sack of sandpaper.
Ouch!

stef said...

Oh my doodness. She looks like a smurf...that poor girl. And I must concur, it is most likely that she will drowned in that and get sandpaper burn. Good post zanis!

janice said...

Thank you my most favorite neice. Should we all get one for the "beets" in Hatteras this year?

SkyePuppy said...

Maybe sending their girls to drown while swimming in getups like this is where they get all their 70 virgins in paradise.

janice said...

You may have something there Skye.